We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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