1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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