So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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