i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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