I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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