i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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