Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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