Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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