Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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