I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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