took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Randomize
