Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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