she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
