Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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