don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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