in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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