this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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