it was like his penis was on wheels.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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