can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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