it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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