I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Randomize
