just tell him i said nine months
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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