Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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