just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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