I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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