mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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