so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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