he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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