We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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