I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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