how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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