Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
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there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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