Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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