ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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