You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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