We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
