if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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