He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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