Need sex. Gaining weight.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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