i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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