Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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