If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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