Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I have tasted many bathrooms
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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