He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You are the jesus of drinking
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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