Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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