you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
