i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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