I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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