what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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