I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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