i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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