If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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