Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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