ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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