He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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